Monday 28 December 2009

Who invented January exams?

because whoever you are you are literally the meanest person ever, perhaps on a par with the youngest sister in 'A Family stone' or maybe even all three Mean Girls put together..
WHHHHHHHHHHHHHHY when theres so much food in the fridge and fun to be had would you invent something that means that theres a little voice in the back of your mind and a little twinge in your stomach that goes off every time you cross the 'fun threshold'. it says 'what have you learnt today? do you remember all the origins and insertions of all the gluteal muscles? exactly how many ultrascans would a woman over the age of 35 have in her first trimester? how many paracetamols is 'too many' for a hang-over?....' all whilst your playing in the snow, or gorging on lindor chocolates....
soooooooooooo. best get back to work then.

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